Poor Lindsay Lohan .. she can’t seem to breath on a plastic flower nowadays, without wilting it. Alcohol seems to have the best of her. But the joke is, alcohol isn’t the problem. That’s why it’s so hard for her to stop and people don’t get it. Hmmm … We could help Lindsay with our patented New York Hypnosis Methods to stop drinking … but our society probably won’t recommend that …, that’s far too easy and too inexpensive … lets send her to Betty Ford Clinic at a couple of hundred grand where we can lace her with antidepressants and TAKE her alcohol away ….. but truth is … the moment she’s out … betcha she’s got a date with Jack ! Jack Daniels that is … and then … the media parade begins again. Maybe someone should recommend Lindsay come into our new york hypnosis office and see professor petrocelli … well … that’s if anyone really gave a darn about poor Lindsay in the first place ….